Corrupt a Wish

[Dilfred]

Granted, but the population is so low, there is nothing to do and it's boring.

I wish I lived in a bigger home

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it gets torn down by a huge tornado.

I wish I could stop picking my nose.

[Scully]

Granted but you start biting your toenails.

I wish I could afford to get a facelift.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you don't have time for work.

I wish I could find a good capture card.

[djblady]

Granted but you can decide which games to record first.

I wish I could have more energy to get things done.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you're confused after a while.

I wish I could get more games completed.

[Scully]

Granted but you just keep adding more and more games to your list.

I wish I didn't need to wear glasses.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you break your leg and can't walk.

I wish Mario Party 8's Star Battle Arena wasn't so stressful to me.

[Dilfred]

Granted but then it's too easy and boring.

I wish I wasn't married to a grump.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you married to a celebrity who is rude.

I wish I could own every Nickelodeon cartoon series set.