Corrupt a Wish

[djblady]

Granted, but you don't want to watch most of them.

I wish I could slow time down to enjoy the holidays.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have to go to work.

I wish I Catsratch had it's own series DVD set.

[djblady]

Granted, but you can't afford to buy it.

I wish I could play all the games Paul likes.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you barely have enough time to play them.

I wish ChalkZone would come quicker.

[Scully]

Granted but it arrives damaged.

I wish I wasn't so drowsy all the time.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you can't sleep.

I wish I could dream more about my wife.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but it turns into nightmares.

I wish I could watch a good movie instead of news.

[djblady]

Granted, but it keeps you up all night.

I wish 2020 was just a bad dream.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, after you wake up, you scream.

I wish I could stop picking my nose.

[djblady]

Granted, but you start biting your nails.

I wish I didn't have to work wearing a mask all day.