Corrupt a Wish

[Scully]

Granted but it is not a very nice place to visit.

I wish I did not snore so loudly.

[djblady]

Granted, but now you fart in your sleep.

I wish I had an automated kitchen that cooks and cleans.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but it's not very good at either.

I wish I could go back to the first half of 2019

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have to work 24/7

I wish COVID would go down.

[Scully]

Granted but everyone now has the flu

I wish I found another job making more money than I do now.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but your job is very complicated.

I wish I could complete Mario Golf Toadstool Tour right now.

[Scully]

Granted but you can't find another game to play

I wish spicy foods didn't give me heartburn.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have a hard time digesting them.

I wish I wasn't a little nervous to play Super Mario Odyssey.

[Scully]

Granted but you get stressed about playing Earthbound

I wish I wasn't so sleepy all the time.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, bur now you have Insomnia.

I wish I had a room where I can't see the street light.