Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they're so sharp, they scratch things easily.

I wish I could go to California.

[djblady]

Granted, but there are bad people there

I wish we could vacation more.

[Scully]

Granted but you start to find those places to be boring.

I wish my knees did not hurt so much.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now your elbows hurt.

I wish I could sleep.

[Scully]

Granted but now that is all you want to do and you have no energy.

I wish it was easier to lose weight.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you get big muscles.

I wish I could spell today.

[djblady]

Granted, but now you can't do math and there's no calculators.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you spend the money on things you don't need/want.

I wish IP would fix the front cover of ITR 5 Part 1.

[Scully]

Granted but charge you to make the changes.

I wish I wasn't so bored every day.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you get frustrated.

I wish I has 1 billion dollars.