Corrupt a Wish

[Scully]

Granted but they are very uncomfortable.

I wish I could go back to work.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you have to work everyday except the holidays.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

[djblady]

Granted, but now you are very bored.

I wish I could clean up my house.

[Scully]

Granted but now you are neurotic about germs.

I wish I could have a spa day.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it's not relaxing at all.

I wish I could relieve my frustration.

[djblady]

Granted, but now you're sleepy all the time.

I wish I lived by the beach.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you get annoyed by mines (seagulls).

I wish I had a normal school life.

[Scully]

Granted but you have to do all the grades all over again.

I wish my knees didn't hurt so much.

[djblady]

Granted, but now you have to walk every where.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it gets stolen by a thief.

I wish Christmas was in the summer.