Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but your vacation is canceled due to a situation at that area.

I wish for everything Nicktoons on DVD.

[Scully]

Granted but you have no idea where to keep all the DVDs.

I wish my toes wouldn't hurt so much.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now your fingers hurt so badly, you can't write.

I wish I could get everything I wanted for my 35th birthday.

[djblady]

Granted, then you would have nothing to spend your gift cards on.

I wish I had enough money for my needs.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but someone steals them.

I wish I could lose weight.

[suki]

Granted, but now you have no clothes that fit.

I wish I had more shoes.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they get dirty and you can't get them clean.