Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Here's another interesting game. You wish for something, then the next person grants it, but something bad happens. For example:

I wish Peach was real.

Next poster:

Granted, but she doesn't like you.

And then you keep going.

I'll start



I wish it was summer all year long.

[Scully]

Granted but you can't keep your air conditioner working so you are sweaty and uncomfortable all the time.

I wish we didn't have to wear masks out in public.

[djblady]

Granted, but people are coughing not covering.

I wish I could safely go back to work.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you don't get paid as often as you used to.

I wish Chef Boyardee would resurrect their pizza kits.

[Scully]

Granted but the sauce is runny and nasty.

I wish my work day was over already.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have a boring day.

I wish there as no such thing as winter.

[Scully]

Granted but there is also no such thing as Christmas.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[djblady]

Granted but you're hyper and nasty.

I wish my house wasn't so junky.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but celebrities come and bother you.

I wish I could swim.

[djblady]

Granted, but you wouldn't do anything else.

I wish I was tall and thin.