Corrupt a Wish

[Dilfred]

Granted, but then your head and neck hurt.

I wish my hair would grow back more quickly.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but your hair color doesn't work.

I wish I could afford an 8K TV.

[Scully]

Granted but it is way too big for your room.

I wish I made more money.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you wasted it on an 8K TV that's a piece of trash.

I wish my skin wouldn't get so dry during the winter.

[Scully]

Granted but it is so oily that you get pimples.

I wish I could get a haircut.

[djblady]

Granted but they cut it badly.

I wish I had a housekeeper.

[Dilfred]

Granted but she/he is a thief.

I wish I could go dancing.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you get booed a lot.

I wish I could learn PHP.

[Scully]

Granted but you get so involved in PHP you have no time for anything else.

I wish I could afford a nicer smile.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but your face cracks.

I wish Christmas was during the summer.