Corrupt a Wish

[Scully]

Granted but your muscles are always sore.

I wish I didn't have to wear the same clothes to work all the time.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but no one likes the new clothes you wear.

I wish I wouldn't get dizzy spells.

[Scully]

Granted but you jump out of bed and hurt yourself

I wish I didn't have to search for pizza kits.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but that's all the stores are selling.

I wish I had CBS back so I could watch the Steelers play.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they always lose.

I wish my skin wouldn't get dry in the winter.

[djblady]

Granted, but it's greasy and smelly.

I wish Trump would man-up and concede.

[Scully]

Granted but his supporters start rioting.

I wish healthcare wasn't so darn expensive.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but everything else is expensive.

I wish I could make a video game.

[Scully]

Granted but you can't seem to fix all the glitches.

I wish I could find another job that appreciates how hard I work.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you don't get paid very much.

I wish China wasn't so crowded without a strict law so I go on vacation there.