Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have a heart attack.

I wish ChalkZone was still on Nickelodeon with new episodes.

[Scully]

Granted but the episodes are really stupid.

I wish it was easier to lose weight.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you lose your job.

I wish I could work for Nintendo.

[djblady]

Granted, but you would have to move to Japan.

I wish politics would be happy news.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but everyone else hates it.

I wish my CD right now wasn't acting up.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but everything else is acting up.

I wish the news wasn't always on my t.v.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now shows you hate are on TV.

I wish there was no such thing as winter.

[Scully]

Granted but there is also no such thing as Christmas.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you can't sleep at night.

I wish I wouldn't get up early and go back to sleep until 12:00 PM.

[Scully]

Granted but now you sleep for 14 hours every night.

I wish I had more time to spend with all the grandchildren.