Corrupt a Wish

[Dilfred]

Granted, but now everyone wants to borrow from you.

I wish I could find some nice new tops to wear.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they have bad designs on them.

I wish the world would live in peace.

[Scully]

Granted, but the United States gets crowded.

I wish my legs and feet didn't hurt so much whenever I stand up.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you arms and hands hurt.

I wish there was a Chuck E. Cheese near by.

[Scully]

Granted but it is always crowded with screaming children

I wish we could go to the movies now.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but Turning Red gets delayed and we have to watch something else.

I wish I could see my sister more often.

[Scully]

Granted but she brings the kids and they get on your nerves.

I wish I had a work from home job.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you don't have time to help me.

I wish I didn't have to go to the bathroom all the time.

[djblady]

Granted, but then there's nothing you like to drink.

I wish more people would get vaccinated.

[Scully]

Granted but we still have to wear masks everywhere.

I wish I was lounging in a pool right now.