Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you're so skinny, you can't eat.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep.

[Scully]

Granted but you are extremely hyper the next day.

I wish I had an iced coffee right now.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it tastes awful.

I wish I could find things that I lose so much quicker.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but you can't find anything you're looking for.

I wish everyone could live in peace and harmony.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you have to work all day.

I wish I can swim.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but you can never leave the water.

I wish I could dance.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you can't stop.

I wish Santa exists.

[Scully]

Granted but he doesn't give any good gifts.

I wish I could sleep an entire night without waking up.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you have to use the bathroom more often.

I wish I had a pet tiger that is tamed and friendly.

[djblady]

Granted, but it runs away and gets its own tv show.

I wish there weren't so many stupid people in the world.