Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but the mines (seagulls) start to annoy you by saying mine close to your ears.

I wish the fan noise wouldn't interfere with my commentary.

[Scully]

Granted but it doesn't make your room any cooler.

I wish I could get my knee fixed already.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you break both elbows.

I wish tigers were pets.

[djblady]

Granted, they steal your bed you have sleep on the floor.

I wish I could move to the beach.

[Scully]

Granted but are always worried about tsunamis.

I wish I was a famous actress.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have to go through 100 takes a line/scene.

I wish my teeth wouldn't break.

[djblady]

Granted but now you can't eat sweets

I wish I could find a valuable antique

[Scully]

Granted but you drop it on the way home.

I wish I could find a job that I could still help and take care of my kids.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you can't make that much money because your boss is a cogen?

I wish I wasn't so stress out.

[Scully]

Granted but now you sleep most of the time.

I wish Bruno would sit nicely on my lap.