Corrupt a Wish

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they become smart and unfriendly.

I wish Soul was in theaters now.

[djblady]

Granted, but the snack bar is closed.

I wish our vacation wasn't cancelled.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but we have to go home early due to the virus.

I wish there was no such thing as winter.

[Scully]

Granted but there is also no such thing as Christmas.

I wish my joints weren't so swollen and painful.

[Dilfred]

Granted but they are so shrunken and weak.

I wish my hair was not falling out.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now it's an Afro.

I wish it wouldn't rain near my birthday.

[djblady]

Granted, but now it's cold out.

I wish I could lose weight quickly.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you become too skinny.

I wish I could get things done quicker.

[Dilfred]

Granted, but its unorganized because it's too quick

I wish the humidity would go away.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it's so cold, it's like north/south pole.

I wish I could see my teacher again.