Corrupt a Wish

[Scully]

Granted but she doesn't remember you.

I wish every weekend was three days.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but they become very stressful.

I wish the virus would disappear.

[Dilfred]

Granted, people get too relaxed and places get crowded again.

I wish I were in Alaska right now.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it's WAY TOO cold.

I wish I had running powers.

[djblady]

Granted, but then you can't stay still long enough to enjoy where you are.

I wish my back didn't hurt so much.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now your feet hurt.

I wish my back wouldn't give me so much pain as well.

[Scully]

Granted but you have to wear an uncomfortable back brace.

I wish we had a swimming pool in our backyard.

[djblady]

Granted, but it's always full of leaves and no one wants to clean it.

I wish I had a mansion where we could all vacation.

[Scully]

Granted but you are the one that must clean it.

I wish Giorgio's would start delivering again.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it takes them so darn long that the pizza is cold when they get here.

I wish I had all my teeth.