Corrupt a Wish

[Scully]

Granted but they all have cavities.

I wish I looked nice in shorts.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but your legs are hairy.

I wish I had more blue shirts.

[djblady]

Granted but they all look the same.

I wish there was no such thing as old age.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now you never grow up.

I wish I could lose more weight.

[Scully]

Granted but you can't eat all the foods you love.

I wish I was wealthy enough to build a huge home for all my family.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but it gets torn down by a huge tornado.

I wish summer wasn't almost over.

[Scully]

Granted but the temperature is over 100 for weeks.

I wish red sauce didn't give me heartburn.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but now it makes you lose your hair.

I wish there wasn't a power outage at my house.

[Scully]

Granted but you can no longer afford the electric bill.

I will all weekends were three days.

[EMPBLMMMSD]

Granted, but you have plenty of house chores to do.

I wish it was April.